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Am I the asshole for asking husband to shower before bj? - RFP Demo
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Am I the asshole for asking husband to shower before bj?


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Am I the asshole for asking my husband to shower (2nd shower of the day) before I give him a bj?

Context: he showers in the morning. Our schedules usually align at night and that’s when we do the deed. He walked the dog after work and since I know he wants a bj, I asked him to shower. He jokingly asked “ why the stipulations? You used to always do that after we’d been at the bar all night, etc”. And he’s right, but that’s when we were young and drunk. I just told him it’s more pleasurable for me if he’s clean. He has good hygiene but after 12 hours + walking the dog, it’s bound to be a little funky.

Edit: I shower twice day because I like going to work and bed clean. So not an issue on my end

Edit: this isn’t a joke. Simply wanting to know if my request is unreasonable. I don’t ask him to shower every time- sometimes he’s already showered beforehand. But I have asked him to shower a few times and his response has always been that he didn’t sweat and showered earlier in the day. I never want to make him do anything or give him an “ultimatum” but the comments were definitely helpful for both of us. But if I have a better experience, he will also have one so a quick shower won’t hurt again!

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